Soap is not a condiment
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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