"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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