Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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