ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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