we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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