Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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