Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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