just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Randomize
