pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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