What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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