her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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