I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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