And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
