i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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