question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
