OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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