But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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