bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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