Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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