Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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