why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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