How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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