Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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