Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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