I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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