At least make sure they are 18
Why
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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