If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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