there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
