I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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