Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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