Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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