i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Randomize