jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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