some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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