Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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