i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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