she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Actions speak louder than pants.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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