Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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