take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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