I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
