"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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