Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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