these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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