does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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