Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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