he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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