What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
tell me about the eggs
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
