got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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