you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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