3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I take back everything I said about communal showers
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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