i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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