The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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