So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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