while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So many bounce houses so little time
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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