so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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